Thought we were done with you? Chris Allen picks up where Sean Collins left off in handing Rich Johnston his ass:

"... Rich really loses the award not just being a crybaby about being scooped on the news about Joss Whedon being the new NEW X-MEN writer, but for having the worst, least defensible excuse for sitting on the news: he wanted to make sure he got to read Whedon’s X-MEN. Dude, you’re either committed to breaking rumors and stories, or you’re a fanboy pussy."

Chris also finds time to take his throw at the John Byrne dunk tank:

"John Byrne would rather you buy his work in monthly issues or not at all, and if you’re not the direct market pig getting his weekly feeding at the specialty shop trough, then fuck you, apparently."