The play's the thing: The Daily Northwestern previews a student play called Spider-Man Versus Batman, which seems to focus on failure and binge drinking. Everything else is pretty much "top secret." But here's my nomination for quote of the week, courtesy of one of the actors:

"It's written by a 21-year-old college student, so it's very relevant."

More relevant, perhaps, are the cease-and-desist letters destined to come from DC and Marvel.