Uhhhh ... Colorado's Rocky Mountain News decides it's a good idea to get superheroes ready for the beach. Along with Wonder Woman, Superman and Supergirl (yes, that's them above), we're treated to a trailer-park makeovers for Jean Grey, Storm, Mystique, Catwoman, Poison Ivy, Spider-Man and, I think, Mary Jane (though it could be someone from Lil Abner).