Coincidence? I think not: The same day that news of Geoff Johns' departure from "Hawkman" sweeps across the internet, comics "reviewer" and Chief Geoff Hater Tim Hartnett announces his resignation from Silver Bullet Comic Books.

Without Tim's (ahem) insightful reviews, I'm afraid I'll be a ship adrift. Who will give me my weekly reminder that Geoff Johns loves over-the-top dialogue? Who will point out in every review that very little happens in Johns' books?

Hell, who will write, with Dorothy Parker-like aplomb, lines such as, "'Teen Titans' kinda sucks"?

Sadly, no Geoff Johns titles are among his final reviews.

Tim, you'll be missed.