Giving them the shaft: "Hawkeye" scribe Fabian Nicieza is tired of the same old questions:

"THE PULSE: What do you think has to be done to revitalize the industry and get more people reading comics?"

"NICIEZA: We have to include joysticks, televisions screens and game cartridges with every comic."

"THE PULSE: Why do you think most mainstream comics aren't selling hundreds of thousands of copies each month?"

"NICIEZA: Do we really have to go over this litany? Hasn’t it been discussed ad infinitum on every comics message board across the known universe? The reasons are too many and too varied to go over in a mostly fluff interview where I want to hawk my recent work and maybe do the 'Entertainment Tonight' walk, even if it’s by myself in my office."