This made me laugh: In his dissection of this month's Previews, Chris Ekman turns his eyes toward Riverdale:

"Did you know that there are several online comics reviewers who regularly review Archie comics? I find this unfathomable. It'd be like travelling the country and reviewing various McDonald's. Why couldn't these people have been doing something more productive with their space, like warning me that HUMAN TARGET: FINAL CUT was a piece of shit?"