What was I thinking? I blogged this item innocently enough on Thursday, without pausing to consider the ramifications. Who would've thought a passing, parenthetical reference to "hot shemales" would send such disturbing Internet searches my way, and in such large numbers? One sex portal has sandwiched poor, naive Thought Balloons between "Dickman's Shemales" and "Shemales-4" in its directory for "best sites for shemales."

I feel so ... violated.