"Klaatu, Barada, Nikto": Yesterday, ICv2.com posted its analysis of Diamond's Top 300 comics -- for October? The retailer site released the December figures on Jan. 13, its November analysis on Dec. 22, and September numbers on Oct. 8. I guess someone forgot about October.

Or maybe I'm really a visitor from the future who's traveled back in time to warn you to change your wicked ways -- or be doomed to a life in which top comics sales drop below 200,000 again. Repent! Repent!

In any case, if you're interested in the old news, you can read ICv2's overview, in which the site notes the post-Hush sales slump.