Tuesday, March 01, 2005

Not-so-fantastic toys


I can't decide which of Toy Biz's Fantastic Four movie toys troubles me more: Mr. Fantastic with Spring Attack Action, which looks a lot like a David Duchovny Slinky, or Clobberin' Time Thing, with real flasher action!

Wait, no. I think the Someone Set Fire To A Hobo/Human Torch figure might be the most disturbing.