The Howie Mandell of the blogosphere: Sometimes, Alan David Doane is really funny. His response to Michael Sangiacomo's lecture on artistic style, the many miracles of Paul Gulacy and "what comics are all about" is one of those times:

"I believe that different styles of drawing have their place. I believe that every time a bell rings, an angel gets its wings. I believe that children are the future. Treat them well and let them lead the way. A child could certainly have seen that Epic was going to go tits-up long before Phantom Jack ever saw the light of day. If only I listened to the goddamned, motherfucking children. Lead, you little bastards!"